华诤忙道:
“没什么,没什么。”
“It’sOKtohavesex,Matty,youdon’thavetolie.Igetit——Youareagrown-up,youareinarelationship,youhavesex.That’swhatpeopledo.Hey,Ibetyourgirlfriendmustbereallyawesometokeepyouthatlong.”
华诤连连朝表姐摇手:
“Wedidn’thavesex.We’veneverhadsex.”
“Whaaaat?!”
Cindy看华诤的眼神,让华诤觉得自己就像来自侏罗纪世界的恐龙。
“Youserious?”
“Yeah.WhywouldIliesomethingaboutthat?”
华诤顿了顿,既然表姐这么光明磊落,他也不想做个萎缩怕事的人,便露出一个无奈的苦笑,坦白道:
“AlthoughIreallywantto.Tobehonest,It’skillingme!Youknow,thewholeNOSEXthing.”
“Soyouarehot?”
“Whatdoyouexpect?I’veneverhadsexinmyentirelife.Lookatme,Sis.!I’malwayshot!OK?However,mygirlfriend,she’stooshy.Idon’twanttoscareheroff.”
Cindy深感自己和这个表弟在文化上的差异鸿沟深深,两人根本鸡同鸭讲:
“Hey,Matty,Sweety,look,yougottahavesexwithyourgirlfriend,yougottahaveWILDsexwithyourgirlfriend——that’swhatboyfriendsdo.That’swhatwouldkeepyourgirlfriendcloser.Icanensureyouthatyouarenottheonlyonewho’shot.Womenhaveneeds.”
“Really?”
Cindy翻了一个“那还用说”的白眼,把脚放下来,正襟危坐,好像要准备谈什么事关国计民生的国家大事:
“I’magirl,right?I’vehadboyfriends.Igotasayinthisstaff.Yougottabelieveme,Matty,markmywords——Womenhaveneeds.Justgoandmeettheneeds.Makeyourwomanhappy.”
华诤觉得表姐背后放着万道金光——简直就是上天派来拯救他的天使!
“ButIdon’tknowhowtobringitup.Ilovemygirlfriendtoomuch.Idon’twant...”
“WowWow”
Cindy双掌向外,像在推着什么东西:
“Waitaminute,Matty,Mathew,MattWa.Waitaminute!YousaidaaayouLOVEher?Areyousure?Loveisabigword.Wedon’tuseitunlesswereallyfeelit.”
“Yeah.Ican’tbemoresure.Iloveher.EversincethefirsttimeIsawher,I’vebeenfallinglovewithher.Actually,asdaysgoby,Iloveherevenmore.Look,SheisthesweetestgirlI’veeverseen.Ifanything,I’mhopelesslyanddesperatelyinlovewithher.”
Cindy脸绷紧了,眼珠子在瞪大的眼眶中转了转:
“Wow,OK.Loudandclear.Great.Goodforyou,Matty!Goodforyou.Soyouareinlove.Doessheloveyouback?”
提这一茬,华诤有点黯然神伤,耸耸肩:
“Well,Iguessnot.Idon’tthinkso.”
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